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Dekle 23 let, postavna, crni lasje, modre oci, izobrazena, dobro situirana nekadilka isce moskega do 30 let enakih lastnosti, ki bi mu prodala 10 kubikov bukovih drv.

Prodam kravo, crna metalik barva, sony stereo mukanje 2x100W, spuscene vime, sporten rep, aluminijasti parklji.

Zamenjam sobno svetilko za dvosobno.

Zamenjam cimra, ki smrci za cimro, ki vzdihuje.

Cuvam zenske otroke starosti od 18 - 28 let. Sifra: Babysitter

Prodam lepo padalo, nikoli odprto, enkrat rabljeno.

Posedujem veliku plantazu oraha. Traze se devojke za tucanje.

Ukraden mercedes 600 SEL z aluminijastimi platisci, vrhunskim blaupunkt multi CD sistemom z bose ozvocenjem 800W. Najditelju lepa nagrada. Barva in registracija nista pomembni.

Iscem lepo, postavno, dobro situirano dekle z avtomobilom. Slika avtomobila zazeljena.

Prodam posteljo za zeno, ki je zlozljiva.

Prodam psa. Zre vse. Rad ima otroke.

Zaradi nepredvidenih razlogov zdruzenje jasnovidcev odpoveduje sobotni sestanek.

Torkova gledaliska matineja ta teden izjemoma ne bo v cetrtek, ampak soboto.

Tisti, ki tistega, ki je desko, ki pot, ki proti Zgornjim Ruknjam vodi, kaze, vzel, prijavi, dobi lepo nagrado.

Izgubil sem denarnico z ca. 10 tisoč SIT gotovine. Postenega najditelja prosim, da mi poslje pismeno potrdilo, da je denar bil v denarnici, kajti zena trdi, da sem ga zapiltu

V soboto sem v ljubljanskem zivalskem vrtu izgubil ocala z dioptrijo +4. Postenega najditelja prosim, da da oglas v casopis s karseda velikimi crkami.

A lonely widow, age 70, decided that is was time to get married again.

She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:

HUSBAND WANTED:
https://od-do.eu/si/bim/ skladiščni regali
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!

ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.


On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs.

"You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?" the widow said.

"Just look at you! You have no legs!"

The old gentleman smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!"

"You don't have any arms either!" she snorted.

Again, the old man smiled, "Therefore, I can never beat you!"

She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in bed??"

The old man leaned back tu olje za telo, beamed a big smile and said, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

The wedding is scheduled for Saturday...

A fleeing al Qaeda guerilla, desperate for water, was plodding through the desert when he saw something far off in the distance.

Hoping to find water, he walked toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling neckties.

The Arab asked, "Do you have water?"

The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5."

The Arab shouted, "... Jew! Israel should not exist!

I do not need an overpriced tie. I need water!

I should kill you, but I must find water first."

OK," said the old Jew, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me.

I will show you that I am bigger than Estela. Smiled.

If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant.

It has all the water you need. Shalom."
hahaha (::
Muttering, the Arab staggered vinska degustacija away over the hill.

Several hours later he staggered back, near collapse. "Your brother won't let me in without a tie."

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A lonely widow, age 70, decided that is was time to get married again.

She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:

HUSBAND WANTED:
https://od-do.eu/si/bim/ skladiščni regali
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!

ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.


On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs.

"You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?" the widow said.

"Just look at you! You have no legs!"

The old gentleman smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!"

"You don't have any arms either!" she snorted.

Again, the old man smiled, "Therefore, I can never beat you!"

She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in bed??"

The old man leaned back https://od-do.eu/, beamed a big smile and said, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

The wedding is scheduled for Saturday...
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