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Škoda loverPrispevkov: 194Kraj: Republika PrekmurjePridružen: Sr apr 14, 2010 12:15 pm
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Vreden znamkePrispevkov: 2028Kraj: DobrepoljePridružen: Pe jun 29, 2007 6:08 pm
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PISMO Dragi Božiček! Lani si mi vzel najljubšega pevca Brendija,najljubšo igralko Elizabeth Taylor,najljubšega športnika Simoncellija,pred kratkim pa še najljubšega napovedovalca vremena Trontlja... Samo spomnil bi te rad na najljubše vladarje... BLONDINKE IN MOŠKI Zdolgočasena krupjeja postopata okoli mize s kockami.Zelo privlačna blondinka pride in stavi 20.000 eurov na en sam met kocke. "Upam, da vaju ne moti, vendar imam več sreče, kadar sem popolnoma gola" je rekla lepotica.Slekla je obleko od vratu navzdol, vrgla kocko ter zašepetala: "Mami rabi nova oblačila!" Takoj za tem, ko se je kocka ustavila, pa je vsa srečna zavpila: DOBITEK!ZADELA SEM! JUHUHU! Začela je objemati krupjeja,pobrala vsa oblačila in denar ter hitro izginila.Krupjeja sta začudeno stala kot popolna tepca.Končno prvi spregovori: "Katero številko je pokazala kocka?" Drugi pa: "Ne vem, mislil sem, da si ti gledal!" Nauk: Niso vse blondinke zabite, ampak moški so pa še vedno moški!!! Vir: revija Hopla
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Češki fan!Prispevkov: 32Pridružen: To maj 15, 2012 4:42 pm
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Mlad katoliški duhovnik je imel prvo mašo. Imel je veliko tremo in je prosil škofa, ki je bil prisoten, za nasvet. Škof mu je rekel: "Popijte kozarec vode z dvema kapljicama vodke in takoj boste mirni". Duhovnik je ubogal in po maši prejel od škofa listek z 16 točkami: 1. Na rob keliha ni potrebno zatikati rezin limone. 2. Omara zraven oltarja je spovednica in ne WC. 3. V bodoče se ne naslanjajte na kip blažene device Marije, pa tudi objemati in poljubljati je ni treba. 4. Obstaja 10 božjih zapovedi in ne 12, 12 apostolov in ne 7. Nihče od apostolov ni bil palček. 5. Jezusa in njegove učence ne nazivamo J.C. & company. 6. David je porazil Goljata s fračo in palico, nikakor pa mu ni možganov razbil z tankom in bazuko. 7. Judo Iškariota ne smemo zmerjati z kurbinim sinom. 8. Papeža ne smemo nazivati El Padrino. 9. Bin Laden nima nobene zveze z Jezusovo smrtjo. 10. Žegnana voda je za blagoslavljanje in se ne sme uporabljati za osveževanje pod pazduho. 11. Nikoli več ne smete moliti tako, da se usedete na stopnice pred oltarjem in pri tem daste noge na Biblijo 12. Hostija ni kreker, ki se ga grizlja zraven vina.. 13. Grešniki gredo v pekel in ne v p.m. 14. Polka na orglah nima dobrega odmeva v cerkvi. 15. Tisti v kotu, ki ste ga zmerjali s pedrom, heretikom in transvestitom v krilu, sem bil jaz. 16. Naslednjič dajte 2 kapljici vodke v kozarec vode in ne obratno.
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Vreden znamkePrispevkov: 2028Kraj: DobrepoljePridružen: Pe jun 29, 2007 6:08 pm
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Škoda loverPrispevkov: 237Kraj: ŽiriPridružen: Pe jan 19, 2007 8:47 am
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Vreden znamkePrispevkov: 2028Kraj: DobrepoljePridružen: Pe jun 29, 2007 6:08 pm
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Škoda voznik!Prispevkov: 83Pridružen: So dec 28, 2013 5:20 pm
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Psihič na ŠkodePrispevkov: 942Pridružen: Sr apr 07, 2010 12:07 am
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Češki fan!Prispevkov: 12Pridružen: Pe jan 27, 2023 4:07 pm
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Čehovc je napisal/-a: Mali oglasi: https://od-do.eu/ Dekle 23 let, postavna, crni lasje, modre oci, izobrazena, dobro situirana nekadilka isce moskega do 30 let enakih lastnosti, ki bi mu prodala 10 kubikov bukovih drv. Prodam kravo, crna metalik barva, sony stereo mukanje 2x100W, spuscene vime, sporten rep, aluminijasti parklji. Zamenjam sobno svetilko za dvosobno. Zamenjam cimra, ki smrci za cimro, ki vzdihuje. Cuvam zenske otroke starosti od 18 - 28 let. Sifra: Babysitter Prodam lepo padalo, nikoli odprto, enkrat rabljeno. Posedujem veliku plantazu oraha. Traze se devojke za tucanje. Ukraden mercedes 600 SEL z aluminijastimi platisci, vrhunskim blaupunkt multi CD sistemom z bose ozvocenjem 800W. Najditelju lepa nagrada. Barva in registracija nista pomembni. Iscem lepo, postavno, dobro situirano dekle z avtomobilom. Slika avtomobila zazeljena. Prodam posteljo za zeno, ki je zlozljiva. Prodam psa. Zre vse. Rad ima otroke. Zaradi nepredvidenih razlogov zdruzenje jasnovidcev odpoveduje sobotni sestanek. Torkova gledaliska matineja ta teden izjemoma ne bo v cetrtek, ampak soboto. Tisti, ki tistega, ki je desko, ki pot, ki proti Zgornjim Ruknjam vodi, kaze, vzel, prijavi, dobi lepo nagrado. Izgubil sem denarnico z ca. 10 tisoč SIT gotovine. Postenega najditelja prosim, da mi poslje pismeno potrdilo, da je denar bil v denarnici, kajti zena trdi, da sem ga zapil tu V soboto sem v ljubljanskem zivalskem vrtu izgubil ocala z dioptrijo +4. Postenega najditelja prosim, da da oglas v casopis s karseda velikimi crkami. hahahahah
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Češki fan!Prispevkov: 12Pridružen: Pe jan 27, 2023 4:07 pm
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_VeNoM_ je napisal/-a: A lonely widow, age 70, decided that is was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: HUSBAND WANTED: https://od-do.eu/si/bim/ skladiščni regaliMUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME, AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON. On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs. "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?" the widow said. "Just look at you! You have no legs!" The old gentleman smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!" "You don't have any arms either!" she snorted. Again, the old man smiled, "Therefore, I can never beat you!" She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in bed??" The old man leaned back tu olje za telo, beamed a big smile and said, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?" The wedding is scheduled for Saturday... wau
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Objavljeno: Ne nov 24, 2024 9:42 pm |
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Češki fan!Prispevkov: 12Pridružen: Pe jan 27, 2023 4:07 pm
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eclipse je napisal/-a: A fleeing al Qaeda guerilla, desperate for water, was plodding through the desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling neckties. The Arab asked, "Do you have water?" The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5." The Arab shouted, "... Jew! Israel should not exist! I do not need an overpriced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first." OK," said the old Jew, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than Estela. Smiled. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the water you need. Shalom." hahaha (:: Muttering, the Arab staggered vinska degustacija away over the hill. Several hours later he staggered back, near collapse. "Your brother won't let me in without a tie." lp
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aceofs
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Objavljeno: Sr jan 22, 2025 9:04 pm |
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Češki fan!Prispevkov: 12Pridružen: Pe jan 27, 2023 4:07 pm
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aceofs je napisal/-a: A lonely widow, age 70, decided that is was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: HUSBAND WANTED: https://od-do.eu/si/bim/ skladiščni regaliMUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME, AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON. On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs. "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?" the widow said. "Just look at you! You have no legs!" The old gentleman smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!" "You don't have any arms either!" she snorted. Again, the old man smiled, "Therefore, I can never beat you!" She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in bed??" The old man leaned back https://od-do.eu/, beamed a big smile and said, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?" The wedding is scheduled for Saturday... wau grat stuff (;;
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