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On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs.

"You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?" the widow said.

"Just look at you! You have no legs!"

The old gentleman smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!"

"You don't have any arms either!" she snorted.

Again, the old man smiled, "Therefore, I can never beat you!"

She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in bed??"

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She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:

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MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!

ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.


On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs.

"You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?" the widow said.

"Just look at you! You have no legs!"

The old gentleman smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!"

"You don't have any arms either!" she snorted.

Again, the old man smiled, "Therefore, I can never beat you!"

She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in bed??"

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Zamenjam sobno svetilko za dvosobno.

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Cuvam zenske otroke starosti od 18 - 28 let. Sifra: Babysitter

Prodam lepo padalo, nikoli odprto, enkrat rabljeno.

Posedujem veliku plantazu oraha. Traze se devojke za tucanje.

Ukraden mercedes 600 SEL z aluminijastimi platisci, vrhunskim blaupunkt multi CD sistemom z bose ozvocenjem 800W. Najditelju lepa nagrada. Barva in registracija nista pomembni.

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Dekle 23 let, postavna, crni lasje, modre oci, izobrazena, dobro situirana nekadilka isce moskega do 30 let enakih lastnosti, ki bi mu prodala 10 kubikov sušilec za lase bukovih drv.

Prodam kravo, crna metalik barva, sony stereo mukanje 2x100W, spuscene vime, sporten rep, aluminijasti parklji.

Zamenjam sobno svetilko za dvosobno.

Zamenjam cimra, ki smrci za cimro, ki vzdihuje.

Cuvam zenske otroke starosti od 18 - 28 let. Sifra: Babysitter

Prodam lepo padalo, nikoli odprto, enkrat rabljeno.

Posedujem veliku plantazu oraha. Traze se devojke za tucanje.

Ukraden mercedes 600 SEL z aluminijastimi platisci, vrhunskim blaupunkt multi CD sistemom z bose ozvocenjem 800W. Najditelju lepa nagrada. Barva in registracija nista pomembni.

Iscem lepo, postavno, dobro situirano dekle z avtomobilom. Slika avtomobila zazeljena.

Prodam posteljo za zeno, https://pharma-hemp.com/sl/kategorija-izdelka/izbiraj-med-izdelki/aktivne-kreme/ vina Medot ki je zlozljiva.

Prodam psa. Zre vse. Rad ima otroke.

Zaradi nepredvidenih razlogov zdruzenje jasnovidcev odpoveduje sobotni sestanek.

Torkova gledaliska matineja ta teden izjemoma ne bo v cetrtek, ampak soboto.

Tisti, ki tistega, ki je desko, ki pot, ki proti Zgornjim Ruknjam vodi, kaze, vzel, prijavi, dobi lepo nagrado.

Izgubil sem denarnico z ca. 10 tisoč SIT gotovine. Postenega najditelja prosim, da mi poslje pismeno potrdilo, da je denar bil v denarnici, kajti zena trdi, da sem ga zapil https://asteko.si/delovna-oblacila/delovne-jakne.html https://www.cliche.si/

V soboto sem v ljubljanskem zivalskem vrtu izgubil ocala z dioptrijo +4. Postenega najditelja prosim, da da oglas v casopis s karseda velikimi crkami.

hahahahah

Zaradi nepredvidenih razlogov zdruzenje jasnovidcev odpoveduje sobotni sestanek hahahahahahaha